Fight Clubhouse

So the neighbors had a fight the other night so loud I could hear it through the floor.
The whole building could hear them going and it was the usual fight kind of thing like:
“GET THE F OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
“IT’S MY HOUSE.TOO!”
“I DON’T CARE! I PAID THE LAST MONTH’S RENT AND YOU OWE ME, YOU ASSHOLE!”
Better than reality TV.
And I have my ear to the door like a safecracker listening to it.
The only problem is, it got quiet and I couldn't catch the resolution of the conflict because by that time, they’ve stopped yelling.
It would have been nice if they could have finished the story they started by shouting. “WELL, PERHAPS I SHOULD BE MORE SENSITIVE TO YOUR FEELINGS!”
“AND I’LL TRY TO BE MORE CONSTRUCTIVE IN MY CRITICISM!
“YOUR MOTHER ISN’T A CUNT AND I’M SORRY I POINTED AND LAUGHED AT HER ARTIFICIAL LIMB!”
“I’M SORRY I FUCKED YOUR DAD!”
“IT’S OKAY, HE’S ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS TO TRY IT WITH A GUY!”