Anything wrong with that?:

Okay, I have three separate points to make here that seem to be the hot-buttom items in social and political arguments. I could have laid them out as three separate issues and presented them that way, but eight-year-olds who want to go swimming aren't interested in waiting for editing. They want to go swimming NOWWWWWWWW!
So, here we go.
First, a shit storm started a few years ago when Al Gore did a Power Point presentation demonstrating over how the polar ice caps were melting and the planet was being subject to the buzzword of global warming. It could have gotten people thinking. Instead it got people fighting.
Now, he was pointing out something we should think about. Maybe you didn't agree with it. But it was most definitely worth thinking about. Maybe you'd make some kind of an effort to slow the effects.
1) Maybe you car pool.
2) Maybe you get a hybrid.
3) Maybe you ride public transportation.
4)) Maybe, maybe, maybe it makes you help our planet last a little longer.
5) Maybe you believe it is the way it is supposed to be and either the universe has decided our time is done to go extinct. Maybe God will look around and say "Guess it's time for the judgement day."
But we're thinking that either something should be done. Is there anything wrong with this."
No
Second, we have people who want to defend their country. Their only sin is homosexuality. They are different. And they want to fight to defend to defend and represent the country they love. This is in a time of war, not just a time of peace for percs of scholarships and training to list on the resume. These men and women want to fight to defend the country they love that sometimes doesn't love them as much.
But we're thinking there's something something wrong with that.
The part that the Seinfeld episode left off after, not that there's anything wrong with that was damn right there isn't.
Now, third, and I was surprised Proposition 19 in California failed to legalize what grows naturally in many parts of that state and with help in many parts of many other states. If you don't want to smoke pot, here's a brainstorm, don't smoke it. Either way, you're not protecting the children because children aren't allowed to have it. Even the ones who sometimes know how to get it. There's no vote that stop the bad kids from being bad kids, only good parents.
There you go, now think.
Anything wrong with that?